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BALTIMORE, MD - With police civility out of control across the country, unarmed black man Leeshawn McNeil was killed with kindness by police today,...

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AUGUSTA, GA - Local elderly man Bruce Bright who's well enough to take leisurely strolls during a global health pandemic clearly has super powers,...

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Like a lot of men in long-term relationships, I run into this problem of my girlfriend not consenting to make sweet, sweet love with...

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Coronavirus Vaccine to Be Ready Soon After Everyone’s Already Dead, Promises CDC

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Shocking Number of Women Struggle Living from Boyfriends’ Paycheck to Boyfriends’ Paycheck

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