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Minority groups, academics and feminists claim that beautiful white people are racist because they perpetuate harmful white beauty standards.

8 Strippers Accuse Drake of Assault With Strongest Dick Game in Rap

Eight Houston strippers have come forward accusing Canadian-born rapper Drake of sexually assaulting them with the strongest dick game in rap.

Russian Intelligence Agency Confirms Trump Meddled in US Elections

Damning new information from Foreign Intelligence Service, a Russian intelligence agency, confirms Trump meddled in the US presidential election.

Japanese Robotics Engineer Fired for Fondling ‘Most Beautiful’ Android

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