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Spoiled Rich Girls Leeching Off Parents Boost US Economy by 3.5%

The US Department of Commerce published a new report stating that spoiled rich girls leeching off their parents boosted the US economy by 3.5% this quarter, confirming economic forecasts.

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USDA Approves Free Range Girlfriends

WASHINGTON, DC - After numerous disturbing reports of being unnecessarily caged to one boyfriend, the USDA has finally taken...

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Feminists Push Bill Excluding Hot Guys from Sexual Harassment Laws

Ordinarily known for being man-hating femsplainers, feminists are finally showing some love for men, at least the hot ones.

TechBroke Times - December 29, 20190

Drug-Fueled Orgies Reduce Stress, Boost Morale Says ClutchX CEO

DENVER, CO - With staff more relaxed and cooperative after using hard drugs combined with group fornication, ClutchX CEO...

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Area Woman Seeks Divorce Just Four Months After Marrying Herself

Unable to find a man deserving of her, 38 year old art director Mary Schwartz recently became sologamous and married herself.

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Nigerian Brothers Achieve Childhood Dream of Living in White Supremacist Country

AKRON, OH - Wanting to enjoy all of the...