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Spoiled Rich Girls Leeching Off Parents Boost US Economy by 3.5%

The US Department of Commerce published a new report stating that spoiled rich girls leeching off their parents boosted the US economy by 3.5% this quarter, confirming economic forecasts.

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NewsBroke Times - October 26, 20190

USDA Approves Free Range Girlfriends

WASHINGTON, DC - After numerous disturbing reports of being unnecessarily caged to one boyfriend, the USDA has finally taken...

NewsBroke Times - October 8, 20173

Feminists Push Bill Excluding Hot Guys from Sexual Harassment Laws

Ordinarily known for being man-hating femsplainers, feminists are finally showing some love for men, at least the hot ones.

TechBroke Times - December 29, 20190

Drug-Fueled Orgies Reduce Stress, Boost Morale Says ClutchX CEO

DENVER, CO - With staff more relaxed and cooperative after using hard drugs combined with group fornication, ClutchX CEO...

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TechBroke Times - January 19, 20190

Correctly Identifying Someone’s Gender Is as Easy as Sniffing Their Ass, Scientists Say

CHICAGO - Taking a cue from man's...

NewsBroke Times - May 7, 20200

Bye-Bye Boys! US Colleges to Become Female Only Within 18 Months

PRINCETON, NJ - On campuses across the country, the...