Entertainment
So Profound! Pretty Girl Writes Song About Being a Pretty Girl Called Pretty Girl
ARLINGTON, TX - With Shakespearean-like word choice, local pretty girl Mekenzie Nichols has written a deeply profound song about being a pretty girl called...
Madonna Apologizes for Pro-Life Lyric ‘I’m Keeping My Baby’ in 1980s Hit Song ‘Papa Don’t Preach’
NEW YORK, NY - Mortified she inadvertently promoted pro-life ideology, the Material Girl has apologized for the pro-life lyric "I"m keeping my baby" in...
Crazed American Woman Kidnaps Member of Royal Family, Flees to Canada
LONDON - In an affront to Britian's worthless monarchy, a crazed American woman kidnapped a member of the royal family today and fled to...
Hollywood Exec Terrified His Time in the #MeToo Limelight May Never Come
HOLLYWOOD - Concerned that sexual assault allegations from actresses he briefly worked with two decades ago haven't yet materialized, Hollywood executive Matthew Stein is...
Miss America Replaces Swimsuit Competition with Homemaking Competition
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ - Taking a boldly traditional approach to beauty pageants, Miss America is replacing its outdated swimsuit competition with an innovative homemaking...
Scarlett Johansson Praises Transgender Community for Screwing Her Out of Movie Role
LOS ANGELES - Trying to hold back tears of appreciation, Scarlett Johansson lavished praise on the transgender community today for totally screwing her out of...
Report: Big Boobed Directors Are Massively Underrepresented in Hollywood
HOLLYWOOD - As minorities and women with small to average sized breasts make noticeable gains in the film industry, a new report from UCLA's...
Pornhub Disables Commenting After Rash Of Respectful Comments Surface
MONTREAL - Having a zero tolerance policy on positive and empowering language about women, Pornhub was forced to disable commenting after a rash of...
Beautiful White People ‘Racist’ for Perpetuating White Beauty Standards
Minority groups, academics and feminists claim that beautiful white people are racist because they perpetuate harmful white beauty standards.