DAYTON, OH – Despite being in a relationship with a woman, local man Keith Abbott was dumped by his longtime girlfriend last week due to the fact that he can’t get any other women, a friend close to the former couple revealed to reporters.
“I don’t know how many chances I gave Keith,” ex-girlfriend Sylvia Chu said, somewhat annoyed. “In over a year together, he was never once been able to get another woman. He had more than enough time to prove to me that he can attract someone – anyone!“
Mr Abbott was left mystified and confused by the sudden breakup. “I was a devout, faithful, loyal boyfriend. I don’t have wandering eyes like a lot of men,” Mr Abbott stated while visibly holding back tears. “I treated her like a queen. It just doesn’t make any sense.”
“It’s a huge turn on to have a man that other women want and if he can’t even turn the head of someone else, then why the hell would I want him?” Ms Chu said of her former lover. “There’s clearly something wrong with him.”