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MIAMI, FL - In a scathing 2000 word post on the company's website, the CEO of Burger King lambasted fast food rival White Castle...

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Breaking: Woman Terrified Guy Just Asking for Directions Secretly Hitting on Her

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Suicidal Man Tries Killing Self by Overdosing on Unwashed Grapes

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FBI: Extremist Groups Plotting Fun-Filled Gatherings With Friends Must Be Stopped

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Bye-Bye Boys! US Colleges to Become Female Only Within 18 Months

PRINCETON, NJ - On campuses across the country, the future is really is female. That's because U.S. colleges plan to phase out male students...

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USDA Approves Free Range Girlfriends

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