MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Disappointed with his poor performance during days of rioting in the Twin Cities, perfectionist looter Pete Gibbs knows he can pillage...
FRESNO, CA - Health experts in California this week have found a strange, new Coronavirus symptom which makes you think you have Coronavirus symptoms.
With...
CORPUS CHRISTI, TX - Suicidal twenty-nine year old Dean Abbott tried killing himself this week by overdosing on unwashed grapes, according to family members...
WASHINGTON, DC - Deliberately flouting government mandates to maintain social distance and wear a mask in public, the FBI warned the public today that...
The US Department of Commerce published a new report stating that spoiled rich girls leeching off their parents boosted the US economy by 3.5% this quarter, confirming economic forecasts.
