DENVER, CO - With staff more relaxed and cooperative after using hard drugs combined with group fornication, ClutchX CEO Brendan Whitehead says that drug-fueled...
CAIRO - Deemed the most important archeological discovery in history, immaculately preserved hieroglyphs of ancient Egyptian women taking selfies were discovered by Oxford archeologists...
ADA, OH - Radically upending our understanding of human biology, a biologist at Ohio Northern University's Biological and Allied Health Sciences Department has discovered...
CHICAGO - Taking a cue from man's best friend, correctly identifying someone's gender is as easy as sniffing their ass, scientists at the University...
