Meet the Dude Who Made a Cool $12 Million Online from Inside His Mother’s Womb
SILICON VALLEY - We've all heard of people making their online fortune from their parent's basement or from some dilapidated garage only after they...
Near Perfect Hieroglyphs of Ancient Egyptian Women Taking Selfies Discovered by Archeologists
CAIRO - Deemed the most important archeological discovery in history, immaculately preserved hieroglyphs of ancient Egyptian women taking selfies were discovered by Oxford archeologists...
New State of the Art Sexbots Are Emotional, Refuse Sex and Nag About the Trash
SAN MARCOS, CA - Designing sex robots to be more than just bangable lumps of silicone, sex robot manufacturer Dollicious has unveiled its new...
No Way! Biologist Discovers Men Actually Have an Enlarged Clitoris with Exposed Ovaries
ADA, OH - Radically upending our understanding of human biology, a biologist at Ohio Northern University's Biological and Allied Health Sciences Department has discovered...
Correctly Identifying Someone’s Gender Is as Easy as Sniffing Their Ass, Scientists Say
CHICAGO - Taking a cue from man's best friend, correctly identifying someone's gender is as easy as sniffing their ass, scientists at the University...
Japanese Robotics Engineer Fired for Fondling ‘Most Beautiful’ Android
A Japanese robotics engineer was summarily fired for groping the breasts of the world's "most beautiful" android Erica
Internet Is Cesspool of Facts & Knowledge Warns Christian Televangelist
A prominent Christian religious leader warned that the internet is nothing but a cesspool of facts and knowledge and should be avoided at all costs.
Science, Like Religion, Is Just A Faith-Based Cult, Scientists Discover
A team of researchers at the University of Alabama admitted the science is nothing but a faith-based cult run by academics with a delusional, empirically prejudiced worldview.