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Opinion: I Don’t Consent to My Girlfriend Not Consenting to Make Sweet, Sweet Love With Me
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March 26, 2020
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Opinion: I Don’t Consent to My Girlfriend Not Consenting to Make Sweet, Sweet Love With Me
Like a lot of men in long-term relationships, I run into this problem of my girlfriend not consenting to make sweet, sweet love with...
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March 26, 2020
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My Wife’s Boyfriend Is Nice Enough to Let Me Cry in His Man Cave Every Time He Takes Her to Pound Town
As a husband, I need a man in my life who is as thoughtful and kind as my wife's boyfriend Lance; he graciously lets...
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January 18, 2020
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I Believe All Women Because It’s Biologically Impossible for Vaginas to Lie
In the current year, I'm astonished there are still ignorant twats who don't think we should believe all women. But I'm not one of...
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November 30, 2019
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I Live Everyday Like It’s My Last. That’s Why I’m Making Funeral Arrangements at Work.
Live everyday like it's your last. I've always loved that motto and tried, often without success, to live up to its wisdom. But today...
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November 9, 2019
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As a Feminist Ally and Respecter of Women, I Always Make Sure to Introduce My Girl as My Main Bitch
I'm a thoroughly modern man who is an unabashed feminist ally and a hardcore respecter of women. No one respects women more than me,...
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September 21, 2019
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5 Easy Ways to Let Loved Ones Know You’re a Literal Nazi
Being a literal Nazi these days is complicated and discussing your new ideas about racial hierarchies and why Jews and Slavs are subhuman with...
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October 6, 2018
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October 26, 2019
USDA Approves Free Range Girlfriends
WASHINGTON, DC - After numerous disturbing reports of being unnecessarily caged to one boyfriend, the USDA has finally taken...
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October 8, 2017
Feminists Push Bill Excluding Hot Guys from Sexual Harassment Laws
Ordinarily known for being man-hating femsplainers, feminists are finally showing some love for men, at least the hot ones.
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December 29, 2019
Drug-Fueled Orgies Reduce Stress, Boost Morale Says ClutchX CEO
DENVER, CO - With staff more relaxed and cooperative after using hard drugs combined with group fornication, ClutchX CEO...
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December 22, 2019
California Reduces Murder to Jaywalking as Way to End Harmful Stigma Faced by Cold-Blooded Killers
SACRAMENTO, CA - As murderers suffer increasing discrimination for...
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May 5, 2019
Florida Man Who Shoved Black Friend in Pool Charged with Attempted Murder
OCALA, FL - Showing callous disregard for the aquatically...
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