Disgusting! Helpless Woman Harassed by Group of Men Not Paying Attention to Her
Blacksburg, VA - In a disgusting display of sexual aggression, helpless woman Mary Carney was harassed by a group of men not paying attention...
Nation’s Girlfriends Threaten to Have Sex, Warn They May Enjoy It
BUFORD, MT - Boyfriends are cowering in fear this evening after the nation's girlfriends threatened to have sex, warning they may actually enjoy it,...
Awkward! 22 Year Old Last in Friend Group to Sell Nudes on Onlyfans
HUNTINGTON, NY - Twenty-two year old Huntington woman Lela Ellis is distressed today after learning she's the last person in her group of friends...
Cute Couple Instantly Clicked After Learning They Both Had Dying in Common
CHANDLER, AZ - Having trouble finding someone with the same interests and goals, cute couple Ruth Newton and Bill Weaver instantly clicked after learning...
Kinky! Feminist Fantasizes About Fucking the Patriarchy Like a Submissive 1950s Housewife
Despite being kink-shamed by fellow gender equality crusaders, feminist Vicki Ballard fantasizes non-stop about fucking the patriarchy like a submissive 1950s housewife, shocked feminist...
FRENSO, CA - No longer able to put off their inevitable interaction, bored local couple Frank Phelps and Kathryn Kirkland were forced to talk...
Shocking Number of Women Struggle Living from Boyfriends’ Paycheck to Boyfriends’ Paycheck
WASHINGTON, DC - Despite a strong economy with rising wages among America's boyfriends, a shocking number of women still struggle living from boyfriends' paycheck...
Women Experts at Multitasking Several Fuckboys at Once, Study Finds
MIAMI, FL - Quelling doubts that modern girls can masterfully juggle casual trysts with scores of guys concurrently, a study conducted by the University...
Pope Francis: Having Sex Is Literally Like Watching Live Amateur Porn
The Vatican - Warning against the evils of observing oneself having sex, Pope Francis told parishioners at the Vatican this last Sunday that having...