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Cute Couple Instantly Clicked After Learning They Both Had Dying in Common

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Kinky! Feminist Fantasizes About Fucking the Patriarchy Like a Submissive 1950s Housewife

Despite being kink-shamed by fellow gender equality crusaders, feminist Vicki Ballard fantasizes non-stop about fucking the patriarchy like a submissive 1950s housewife, shocked feminist...
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Bored Couple Forced to Talk to Each Other After Finishing Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Amazon Prime and Youtube

FRENSO, CA - No longer able to put off their inevitable interaction, bored local couple Frank Phelps and Kathryn Kirkland were forced to talk...
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Shocking Number of Women Struggle Living from Boyfriends’ Paycheck to Boyfriends’ Paycheck

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite a strong economy with rising wages among America's boyfriends, a shocking number of women still struggle living from boyfriends' paycheck...
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Women Experts at Multitasking Several Fuckboys at Once, Study Finds

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Pope Francis: Having Sex Is Literally Like Watching Live Amateur Porn

The Vatican - Warning against the evils of observing oneself having sex, Pope Francis told parishioners at the Vatican this last Sunday that having...
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Area Man Divorces Wife After Catching Her Folding Laundry

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