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NYU Student Violently Attacked by Wrong Pronouns Left for Dead in Park

A gruesome scene unfolded this afternoon in New York City’s Central Park. IT specialist Max Adnet violently attacked twenty-one year old NYU student Esther Reynolds with the...

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USDA Approves Free Range Girlfriends

WASHINGTON, DC - After numerous disturbing reports of being unnecessarily caged to one boyfriend, the USDA has finally taken...

Feminists Push Bill Excluding Hot Guys from Sexual Harassment Laws

Ordinarily known for being man-hating femsplainers, feminists are finally showing some love for men, at least the hot ones.

Drug-Fueled Orgies Reduce Stress, Boost Morale Says ClutchX CEO

DENVER, CO - With staff more relaxed and cooperative after using hard drugs combined with group fornication, ClutchX CEO...

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Report: Disproportionate Number of Women Having Babies

WASHINGTON, DC - Highlighting the stark birth gap between...

New State of the Art Sexbots Are Emotional, Refuse Sex and Nag About the Trash

SAN MARCOS, CA - Designing sex robots to be...
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