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Controversial Study Suggests Girls Are Not Made of Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice

Tempe, AZ - Upending long-standing scientific consensus on the nature of female-kind, a controversial new study conducted by Arizona State University suggests that girls...

Doctors: Only Known Cure for Resting Bitch Face Is to Stop Being a Bitch

KANSAS CITY - Unable to develop a medical treatment for one of the world's most baffling facial conditions, doctors reveal the only known cure...

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USDA Approves Free Range Girlfriends

WASHINGTON, DC - After numerous disturbing reports of being unnecessarily caged to one boyfriend, the USDA has finally taken...

Feminists Push Bill Excluding Hot Guys from Sexual Harassment Laws

Ordinarily known for being man-hating femsplainers, feminists are finally showing some love for men, at least the hot ones.

Drug-Fueled Orgies Reduce Stress, Boost Morale Says ClutchX CEO

DENVER, CO - With staff more relaxed and cooperative after using hard drugs combined with group fornication, ClutchX CEO...

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