Kinky! Feminist Fantasizes About Fucking the Patriarchy Like a Submissive 1950s Housewife

Kink Positive Feminist Craving to Fuck the Patriarchy Like a Submissive 1950s Housewife

Despite being kink-shamed by fellow gender equality crusaders, feminist Vicki Ballard fantasizes non-stop about fucking the patriarchy like a submissive 1950s housewife, shocked feminist friends have revealed.

Ms Ballard, who admits she can’t shut up about wanting to fuck the patriarchy, says her fascination with the institutionalized system of male social dominance and political control has turned into a massive fetish.

“As a life-long feminist,” the staunch advocate for women’s equality stated, “letting the patriarchy fuck the shit out of me like an obedient helpmate from a bygone era with clearly defined traditional gender roles where women knew their place sounds seductively deviant and excitingly perverse!” 

“Yeah, we all scream about fucking the patriarchy, but none of us takes it literally,” fellow feminist Lauren Shaffer told reporters. “Fetishizing being a good housekeeper, devoted wife and doting mother just to gratify your twisted sexual degeneracy is disgusting.”

Notwithstanding protests from friends, Ms Ballard is all in on her new found kink and is obsessed with being under the orgasmic thrusts of a powerful male authority.

“I long for the toxic masculinity of the patriarchal order to oppress me all over my submissive, quivering body,” Ms Ballard said biting her bottom lip. “Don’t knock it til you tried it.”

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