Blacksburg, VA – In a disgusting display of sexual aggression, helpless woman Mary Carney was harassed by a group of men not paying attention to her this afternoon, according to people who witnessed the alarming incident.
“I was walking into the gas station when I noticed a group of tall men with chiseled jaw-lines and big muscles bulging out of their shirts,” Ms Carney related to reporters in horror, “and, for no reason at all, they violently ignored me.”
According to eye witnesses, the group of men were minding their own business and engaged in friendly banter with one another, apparently totally unaware that Ms Carney felt she deserved attention from the strapping young men.
“This is what toxic masculinity looks like,” Ms Carney stated weeping profusely while recalling her harrowing experience. “How dare men I find attractive assault my very existence by pretending I’m not there. Real men don’t ignore tits like these.”
“Based on eye witness reports, this was a completely unprovoked snub, which criminally hurt the victim’s feelings,” stated Jacob Robertson, Investigating Officer on scene. “In my eighteen years of service, I’ve never seen anything so sickening.”